BNG & Question [must have a sense of humor to play :)]?

Question by rachel: BNG & Question [must have a sense of humor to play :)]?
Question: Which name do you like better- Cheyenne or Shiloh?

Okay, on to the game… This is just for fun, don’t get offended!

Bad Celebrity Baby Name Game

1. One day you wake up to find you’re a sexier, more talented version of your favorite celebrity: ___________.
And like all celebs, you’re rich, self indulgent, and can’t wait to have lots of babies for no good reason! Yay!

2. As the new _________, you can date pretty much anybody you want. So tell us, who should the tabloids say you met and where?

3. After a couple of dates (and drinks) you realize you and your new hunk of man-meat, ________ are meant to be together forever. Plus you need to get started with creating your minions, I mean kids. You hurry off to Vegas and get married. Where do you go for your honeymoon?

4. A couple weeks after vacationing in ________, you take a pregnancy test, but uh oh, it comes back negative. Whats a celebrity with tons of money to do? Get IVF duh! Fortunately it works after the first try and the doc says your pregnant with twin girls. Lucky you. You want their names to reflect their heritage, so you name them obnoxious, trendy celebrity names: ________&_________.

5. You hire full time nannies for your twins and since you have all the money in the world from your new hit record by the name of __________, you think ‘this parenting stuff is easy!’ You still haven’t lost all of the baby weight yet, so instead of hitting the sheets again, you decide to adopt an orphan baby from Africa. Its a little 2 year old boy that you give a tribal name: __________.

5. You take time off from baby making to focus on your career for a while. (Unless you’re the next Paris Hilton, then you focus on shoes and booze) That’s the plan anyway. Just a few months later though, you find a text on your beloved husbands cell phone from a girl named “hot toddie” which says: “i love you babyyyy.” From the long chain of yyyys at the end of baby you can tell its serious. You confront him & he admits to cheating! You’re heartbroken because he was THE ONE! Ironically, you divorce on your one year anniversary: ___________.

6. Following the divorce, you spiral into a deep dark depression & start doing your drug of choice _________ and partying every night to dull the pain. Your ex husband fights for custody of the kids and wins, because you’re a worthless druggie.

7. While at a night club one night, you meet a nice guy and start talking. Because you’re so high you can’t see straight, you decide to sleep with him. In the morning he’s gone and you didn’t even get his name. Sure enough, your period doesn’t come that month. 9 months later, and its a boy! Unfortunately, there is a birth defect from all the drugs you were on, which is a_____________. You name him a trendy “uneekque” misspelled name: ___________.

8. You love your baby but after this whole ordeal, you decide men are too much trouble. Time to become a lesbian! You hook up with the first female celebrity you see: ___________. At first its just fun and games but soon you fall in love and change your last name and the name of your child to hers: ________& _________. You go to rehab and change your lifestyle.

9. Your oldest twin daughters turn 13 (how fast time flies!) and you go visit them. You’re very sad to hear that ________ is anorexic and ________ is pregnant. When the baby comes, your daughter decides to name her Neaveh and lets you pick the middle name.
Aw crap I messed up the numbers. Sorry!

Best answer:

Answer by Yours Truly
1. Taylor Swift

2. Taylor Swift; I walked by Taylor Lautner in a park and raise my hand. We’re obviously madly in love 🙂

3. Taylor; we go to the Carribean for 2 weeks, then a private island, and then Italy. (We’re rich, what do expect 😛 jk)

4.I taly; Isliana Patrice and Loganina Shadow

5. “oooooooooh!”; Kanza Copane

5. To be honest, I kind forgot when the anniversery was by now… I know, I’m totally heartbroken

6. a enjoy all of them 🙂

7. third eye; XstoenelyJaayk Stonely Jake)

8. Lindsey Lohan; Lohan.

9. Isliana, Loganina; Neaveh Charline

LOL, this was funny. And just so you know, all my answers are jokes. I would never actually do any of this.

Answer by cassie okeefe
Cheyenne

1. Jennifer Anniston
2. Channing Tatum at a movie premier
3. We go to Paris, away from the paps.
4. Trophie Princess and Twinkling Starr
5. Tahido
5. Oh well, may the 25th
6. Crack
7.case of rubella, Kaieyden
8. Lindsay Lohan, Lohan and Lindsay
9.Neaveh Izabellah

EDIT Twilkiling’s anorexic and Trophies Pregnant
Im 14 by the way (: enjoyed it, refreshingly funny

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